What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Why do good-looking men date homely women?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

What are the most popular bedroom furniture designs in 2024?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

PGA Tour Announces Unfortunate News About Multiple Golfers During US Open - Athlon Sports

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nick Sanchez earns first career Xfinity Series win at EchoPark Speedway - NASCAR.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is something you have to share?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

What are some good customer engagement platforms?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Still no good.

Loons and Moons

No way

What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?